Some people thinks it’s so cool that I have a job in the porn business, like I spend my whole days crushing ass…I wish. Here is an example of what I’m doing on a Wednesday night at 11PM, almost makes you envy the married guy.
Now for Part 1 of the suicide inducing: Teaching Porn Chicks How To Blog…
Went through you blog, first and foremost, nice blog. 
I want you to learn this so I’m going through and finding the trouble spots.
1. When you wrote this did you use wordperfect or any other text editor? A lot of times that adds weird code that makes your blog look whacky. It’s best for some that is new to type it directly into the visual wordpress editor (which is the defualt when you login) or copy your text from a simple text editor.
2. When you want to link just use the toolbar above the text and click link (pictured below) and when the window pops up enter the web address:
All of the link in you post were broken. So I fixed them also switched the linking around a bit so the links are easier for a user to click. Check your links after you post too. It’s easy to make a mistake, but simple once you get the hang of it. You can use the same buttons to format you text.
3. Fonts and stuff…it’s best not to try to define fonts in a blog because a reader that does not have t5he same font installed on their computer, it will produce unexpected results or you won’t be able to read it at all.
4. You did the tags 100% correct. Nice. It’s best to shoot for 5-10 per post and it’s also best to use tags that you’ve used in other posts. WordPress builds new pages around duplicated tags and that gets you more TRAFFIC!
5. Because we use these feeds as an RSS, the affiliate will want to see at minimum one link to you site. I have installed a plugin that will take a default link code and switch it to an affiliate. You need to link using this syntax: http://secure.aliajanineuncensored.com/track/pspplogs.1.24.37.0.0.0.0.0 – I popped that link in the bottom of you blog, as to not mess up your train of thought.
6. It’s also best to include a picture with each posting. For a blog like this, don’t really need it, but it’s nice. Also would be funny if you took a snapshot of cell phone doing something to a condom or whatever. It isn’t tough to add pictures, you just use the Upload/Insert. (pictured above).
7. Last, but certainly not least, the SEO plugin. Pictured below:
This is where you tell google how to read you blog, here you just enter some info:
Title: Pick a title that is something you think people would be searching on google. It can be different than the title you chose.
Description: This is what will show beneath the link on a google search. Make it something that describes what you blog is about and would make the user want to click on it.
Keywords: Just copy them from your tags.
Ok…that’s blogging 101. Hit me back if you have any questions.
Jay
London & Los Angeles 27th January 2012 – 
