My skill-set, as judged by my peers via LinkedIn.
There has unwarranted bullshit being said about me lately, perhaps a good bit of it can be tied to my sometimes erratic social media comments. I’d like to clear the air.
Am I A Loose Cannon? – First, let me address those people who think I am a “loose cannon”.
This is an average day for me Monday – Friday:
7AM Wake up!- I own share in 3 different companies. Every day I have a lot on my plate.
7:30 to 2PM Work! – Sit in front of a computer, nerding out, trying to figure out how to get people to spend money on porn (which is the digital equivalent to selling fire in hell) and dealing with various business matters.
2PM – 3:30PM Exercise! – Every day, 5 days a week, I take at least and hour and a half out of my day to get some exercise. It’s not healthy to just sit in front of a computer on my ass all day, plus it just makes me feel good.
3:30 – 7-8PM Work More! – Usually withing the 1.5 hour absence; more matters have come up that require my attention.
7-8PM Midnight / 1AM or so… - I’ll cook dinner for my girlfriend or watch TV. I try to play guitar for at least an hour a day. I play in a band. A few nights a week I have practice. Otherwise, I usually say home.
On weekends, I still work a few hours per day. I have a pretty swanky pad, I don’t like to leave it.
Am I “A Junkie”? – To me, honesty is paramount. I hate hypocrites. I hate people who admonish people for doing drugs, when they (themselves) do them. If anything, I’ve just been to honest my drug intake publicly.
Here are some “drug facts” you should know:
- I don’t drink, unless I go out. Once or twice a week, I tie a good one on.
- Like many other Californians, I smoke pot, pretty much every night.
- I haven’t really done cocaine the last few years at all. I’m over it.
- Once in a Blue Moon, I’ll do some mushrooms or LSD (if I can find them), but don’t look often.
- Heroin? Naw.
- Meth. Nope.
- E or “Molly”? Not really ever anymore. At age 41, the comedown kinda sucks.
- Adderall are good if you are swamped with work. Otherwise, I don’t take them. I never take them recreationally. I have a prescription.
- Xanax = Delicious!!
Am I A Racist? – Hell no. A good percentage of my friends are black. My girlfriend and half my band are Mexican. I do enjoy racist humor. I think George Carlin said it best when he said, “Words are harmless, it’s the racist asshole that’s using them you need to be worried about.” I can’t expect everyone to be as progressive thinking as him. There are far better reasons to hate people than the color of their skin.
Do I Like Violence? - Like Albert Eisenstein, I am a pacifist. I don’t believe in war, watch UFC, pick fights, or own a gun. I learned from being locked up for nearly a year, that fights are the thing you try to avoid. I DO NOT RUN AROUND PARTIES ATTACKING PEOPLE WITH SHARP OBJECTS. <<<– HASHTAGS: #PornGossip #ThereAreALotOfRetardsInPorn
About My Recent Past? – Lets just say that over the last few months, I’ve endured a series of events that would have killed weaker person: TWICE.
I will leave it at that.
Am I Suicidal? No.
Other Random Shit? – I am in a monogamous relationship with my girlfriend (our version of monogamous may vary quite a bit from yours – wink, nudge). My favorite show in Southpark. I am a life-long metalhead. My favorite artists are Slayer, Frank Zappa, Steely Dan, Iron Maiden and Eminem. My favorite movies are Goodfellas and Idiocarcy.
So, What’s The Point Of This? – The point I’m trying to make, is don’t judge a person on their social media. Social Media is just a slightly emboldened digital refection of oneself. I have a twisted sense of humor (one of my better qualities) – that comes out in it. Why the erratic out busts? I’m drunk and the rest of my life is so mundane. It’s that simple.
How do I know do much about Social Media?
After all: I am an expert.
Thanks for your time,
PS: This letter was not intended for any one person to read. I’m just setting the record straight. Were you hoping this would be more scandalous? Sorry you’ve read this far.