Monthly Archives: August 2005

The Steve-O Incident

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Ok, this was the night after the big Olsen Twins encounter. I see in the paper that there is this porn party real close to where I live that featured a Ramones cover band fronted my Kurt Lockwood (male porn … Continue reading

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I Almost Hooked Up With One of the Olsen Twins Last Night

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Last night me and my friends, Chris and Joel, went out to this local dive bar for a few thousand shots of Jagermeister. We were sitting at this table in the front of the place and I was already so … Continue reading

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Raising the Odds

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When “raising the odds” you take whatever kind of partying you picked and pump it up a notch. Not enough sluts around? Raise the odds. Only mildly drunk? Raise the odds. On drugs yet? Raise the fuckin’ odds! At first … Continue reading

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A Quick Hilter Skilter End O Summer Party Guide

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I know it’s been a while since I’ve busted some original vile verbal vomit. You will have to excuse me; I’ve been very busy clouding my peanut sized brain chock-full-‘o copious Godzilla-sized doses of drugs and liquor. My busy Hollywood … Continue reading

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Fuck the Farmers

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Do you remember the good ?ole ?aid? days, like ?LiveAid?, ?We Are The World?, and ?FarmAid?? FarmAid is the one that sticks out in my mind right now. See, I?ve been doing some driving around the Midwest lately, and let … Continue reading

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Topbucks Bought Me Some New Pants!

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OK, this past Internext Porn Show in Florida was probably one of the most interesting shows debacles yet. I will have a full blog for it shortly, but first – a funny story… One of my best buds in this … Continue reading

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Jay’s Trip to the Porn Convention

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This was how we used to do it back in the day (like 1999 or something) – those pre 9/11 times were so great…I’d never try half of this shit today, but it makes for a great story to read … Continue reading

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Louisiana Governor of Asks for a Help from the Invisible Man!

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It’s a real pity what happened to New Orleans – the town rivals even Vegas as a top-notch Den of Iniquity — great food, great culture, and just a damn good time. New Orleans is easily one of my favorite … Continue reading

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