So what really goes on at these conventions? It’s a good forum to make new contacts and hammer out business deals. While in Lost Wages, I formed a new company: Bitch Management Solutions, where our motto is:
“WE SLAP BITCHES SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO”
During a series of high level business meetings, it was decided I would be CEO Chief Slap-a-Hoe, while my partners would head up the dirty arm of Bitch Management Solutions: The Ugly Webcam Girl Consulting Firm. For a nominal service charge, we will show up at some nasty looking webcam chick’s house and lay an Agassi-sized backhand on her.
Ok, none of that is really true…it’s what you call fodder for a blog. The truth is a lot worse. Look for the gory details soon.