Last night we possed up with 25-or-so of Hollywood’s finest to see Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Thanks for Ahn for being so efficient and Asian to make organizing such an event possible.
Here’s a quick rundown of what I can remember:
6:13 PM – Meet at Hooters on Hollywood Blvd and start drinking.
6:47 PM – Go to Hollywood Liquor and purchase multiple half-pints of Vodka.
7:46 PM - Blaze up a joint in back of hooters.
7:56 PM – Go to Mann’s Chinese Theatre. My boy Steve shows up with a fifth of vodka in an Aquafina bottle.
8:10 PM – Previews are running, Aquafina bottle is half depleted. Combine half-pints and continue drinking.
8:26 PM – All Vodka is gone.
8:30 – 10 PM-or-so: The greatest movie of all time plays. I laughed so hard I missed half the jokes and bit my lip…now, I remember very little of it because I got so hammered. Oh well, you know what that means, right?
Yep, I gotta see it again!
YES!!
10:13 PM – 4AM – Total blur. If anybody knows what I did or where I was, can you please fill me in?
Who wants to go see it again with me?
Jay
I’ll buy the popcorn if you chew it up and feed it to me. Yes, I am every bit as sick as you suspected. So what? Eating chewed up food out of your mouth could be my new fetish. I will designate it fetish #30 “eating from XXX’s mouth”. Ok, so maybe I was stoned and hadn’t eaten all day and that dorito chip smelled way too fucking good. All I know is that your chewed up Dorito, spit and all, tasted better than the $100 lobster I had the night before. This blog has been officially clawed by Imortyl Pussycat! Meow MuthaFuckas