And the douche bag of the year award goes to: ME!
April 14th, 2007
Oft, much is said about the plight of the poor, but what about us poor souls that are forced to live in conditions of extreme luxury?
Last night, I was driving home from a function with the Mayor in a 120k Mercedes Brabus to my 2.2 million dollar sprawling estate in The Hollywood Hills with an exotic supermodel. It was sure to be a stunning night of coital activity. We were pulling up to my exit when…
I saw this bum panhandling. For reasons unknown, he put his down his “Homeless Please Help” sign and walked off the ramp. I saw the sign unguarded and contemplated intently: Why would GOD give me the urges if I should not give in?
It now resides in my Fine Art Gallery in the West Wing of my estate.
Am I not the biggest douche bag of all time?
Entry Filed under: Pimpin ain't Easy, Goofy Memos
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