Monthly Archives: July 2007

BIG NEWS: I quit doing drugs!

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Well, that’s not totally true…I still will drink (socially) and smoke weed. The ecstasy, coke, or anything harder is done. I’m not quitting because I think I have a problem. In fact, it’s just the opposite; I am phasing it … Continue reading

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The Big Dick Delicious Reunion Blog

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It all started out as a joke. My boy D-Money was on the phone: “We’re on a mission from God (Gad), we’re gonna put the band back together…” This classic Blues Brothers reference could only be alluding to one thing: … Continue reading

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Allah Strictly Forbids The Use Of Mustard!

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This message has been brought to you by “Muslim Mothers Mad At Mustard” and also features a gratuitous cleavage shot. Still not entertained? How about an unconscious Asian man with a Swastika on his forehead? A 100% silly theme song? … Continue reading

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Al Qaeda Issues Fatwa on the Super Lame Sopranos Finale

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I concocted this bit of comedy gold drunk out of my mind at 6:30 AM after an all night / day Saturday drinking binge. For some reason, when I get really, really wasted I like to stick a towel on … Continue reading

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