Al Qaeda Issues Fatwa on the Super Lame Sopranos Finale
July 2nd, 2007
I concocted this bit of comedy gold drunk out of my mind at 6:30 AM after an all night / day Saturday drinking binge. For some reason, when I get really, really wasted I like to stick a towel on my head. Before I turned in for the night, it seemed like a good idea to issue a Fatwa (Islamic religious decree) on something.
All of the words out of my mouth (spare a few) are complete gibberish; as I am sure it is easy to tell.
The next day when I woke feeling like a can of smashed assholes. Somehow, I was inspired turn my little Fatwa into a statement of Islamic rage about the SUPER-LAME season finale of The Sopranos (with dubbed in Journey track).
Because, let’s face it folks, that shit was really lame.
If you go see the movie, maybe you are the one who deserves to get whacked.
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