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The First Annual Jay and Anh’s Holiday Shit Show

December 16th, 2009

The First Annual Jay and Anh’s Holiday Shit Show

What: This will be a snowy winter themed costume party.

Suggestions for dudes: Bad Santa, evil elf, strap-on reindeer, Ralphie from A Christmas Story…you get the picture

Suggestions for chicks: The least amount of clothes you can wear in this “cold” with a Holiday theme.

When: Saturday, December 19th, 2009 10pm.

Where: Jay Quinlan’s pad in the hills - Address to be sent out the day before the party.

What to know:

· There will be mistletoes placed strategically throughout the house. Walk with caution. Odds are Luis the Mexican will be waiting under them.

· This party will definitely be an international shit show that will bring many customs from around the world together to celebrate the Holiday season. Columbia will be bringing the snow, while Russia will be pouring the vodka and Germany will be slanging the brew. To join in the spirit of Christmas, we would greatly appreciate it if anyone brought a gallon of Jagermeister (or a bottle of your choice).

· We will be playing everything from Metallica to Megadeth per Jay’s request (not)

· We guarantee a 83.7% douchebag free zone or your money back

· We’ve replaced all of the water in Jay’s hot tub with champagne and GHB.

· This is an INVITE ONLY party for guys. There is no list for girls. If you’re a dude you must be on the list in order to get in. We will not be answering our phones nor going to the front door during the party period! I don’t care if you know Craig Clemens!

· BUT SERIOUSLY! AND I MEAN REALLY if you don’t read anything on the flyer, read this, if we hit capacity we will shut down the door for the benefit of everyone, so come early and don’t be that unlisted douche that thinks he can get in after the clubs are done. While you’re waiting outside, please keep quiet out of respect to the neighbors.

This invitation will self destruct 5 seconds.

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