Los Angeles, California - As a result of partnership between noted adult industry executive and trailblazer Jay ”XXXJay” Quinlan and Immoral Productions the World First Advertising Supported Exclusive Content site www.StraightDowntheTubes.com launches.
Immoral Productions extensive catalog of 13 series will be able available for free on the www.StraightDowntheTubes.com. Among the series that will be available include never released before scenes from the 2010 AVN Awards Nominated Best Gonzo Series, “Cum Hunters”, Best Foreign All Sex Series, “Green Card Cuties” and Best Pro-Am Series, “Fuck A Fan”
Immoral Productions CEO “Porno” Dan Leal said, “When Jay approached me with this idea of going away from the traditional subscription based model and putting our content on the web for free, I thought it made perfect sense. Surfers today want to watch porn for free, so why not give them fresh exclusive brand new scenes to view every single day.”
“Rather than continuing to piss in the wind with trying to monetize subscription models, I decided to try something new and slightly drastic.” says Quinlan. “This project will change the landscape of exclusive content based adult websites. I approached Dan because I knew he was open minded enough to try this rather than sit around and complain about falling subscription based revenues like other producers.”
Immoral Productions Partner and Director Jim Powers chimed in, “We view this as the next phase in adult entertainment. I am very excited about the prospect of our movies been seen by millions of adults worldwide.”
Quinlan added, “I am excited about the fact that these tapes will be coming straight off the camera onto the web with very little editing. These guys use real people in their scenes – which add a whole new dimension to your viral marketing with such fresh content. Getting traffic will not just be old school traffic buys and SEO, though we will be doing plenty of that as well.”
Leal added, “We have always been risk takers and different than every other company out there. We are do live shoots every day of the week, and uses that same content on many different platforms including DVDs, broadcast and mobile. Our future plans to extend the site even include free live cam shows every day.”
“Yes, the important thing is we now have to attempt to monetize the site in every way possible. We are offering rock-bottom deals on advertising if you lock in the first three months. I am going to take your money and buy more traffic with it anyway”, adds XXXjay. “How can you beat that? We are reinvesting your money into your own ads!”
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It all started out as a joke. My boy D-Money was on the phone:
“We’re on a mission from God (Gad), we’re gonna put the band back together…”
This classic Blues Brothers reference could only be alluding to one thing: Dick Delicious getting back together in Vegas for Rock The Ball (a spin-off of the epic The Players Ball parties). Several major label bands were being kicked around as headliners (including Anthrax), but Metal Skool got the gig and they would be a perfect match for us.
We’d march out of obscurity into some pretty rockstar shit.
Of course, there were some obstacles to overcome. I hadn’t spoken to my songwriting partner / bassist (Hugh G. Rection) in several years, we’d left a trail of 11 dead drummers in our decade-plus rampage, and we hadn’t played together in over 5 years.
Phone calls were made. It seemed like time to put the band back together. We picked drummer, Stu Pidasso, to complete the lineup. I was off on a plane to Atlanta for rehearsal in less than a week.
BTW: Atlanta sucks 25 pound bags of dick and calls it a light lunch! That place is even worse than I remember!
I digress.
We practiced Thursday through Sunday between sorties to the Pink Pony, copious quantities of Jaugermiester, beer, blow, and Budwiser (evil trifurcate of the letter “b”?). After multiple horrific incidents with Delta Airlines, I finally made it back into LA at 2AM on Monday night, only to pack my shit up the next day and drive out to Vegas.
The band arrived on Wednesday and the usual trappings of Los Vegas turned that day into a Shit-Show that stretched well into dawn.
The next day we were hanging out at The Hardrock pool unsuccessfully trying not to drink ourselves into oblivion before the show. We ran into Weeman from Jackass; who was hanging out with this tough looking NYC biker guy. While Weeman hitting on our bass player’s wife, we made idle chit-chat with his buddy. Wound up this biker guy was Dan The Parody Song Man from Howard Stern way back in the day. He was the guy that originally got us on the Stern Show way back in the day! We hooked him up some CDs, showed him what the really funny songs were, he said he’d listen and give the best shit to Howard! Even before we’ve even played we have a pretty strong shot a more airplay on Stern!
How crazy is that?
We take Rock Star limos to the show, get a quick sound check, and proceed getting liquored-up-proper-style to get in character. We hired 2 hookers to work as Go-Go dancers for from a buddy who is a huge SinCity pimp.
Lesson #1 from all the years of touring: when trying to get “talent” for a show; be like the airline business: overbook. I guess our buddy had realized that too and flying in the face of all odds: four show up. Rather than sending 2 of them home we just threw all of them all onstage for the show.
Go big or go home.
Rather than bore you more rambling, we’ll get straight into the video from the show:
He’s “Groupies Make the World Go ‘Round”:
And a perennial Pro-life favorite: “The $400 Shuffle”:
A few slight technical glitches and minor mistakes aside, we pretty much killed (as these clips can attest).
So what now?
A few new dates booked in August in the Southeast and there is even some talk about possibly recording a 4th DDTT CD.
Who knows, I thought we might be a little ahead of our time way back in the day. Maybe time has caught up with us.
