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818 / Porn Shoot Location Available

Add comment May 13th, 2010

I have been allowing a small handful of companies to shoot at my house just my word-of-mouth referral. I have been hesitant to put this out there too much but production has slowed down for most everyone, so I am now accepting some new clients.

I threw together a little website to give potential shooters an example of what is available:
http://www.xxxjayslocation.com/

Outside:
http://xxxjayslocation.com/outside.html

Kitchen:
http://xxxjayslocation.com/kitchen.html

Bedroom:
http://xxxjayslocation.com/bedroom.html

Gym:
http://xxxjayslocation.com/gym.html

For Bookings Contact: Jay Quinlan (310) 666-5449 - Email: jay@jqmedia.org

We are located very just miles from downtown, Hollywood, and the Valley in the 818 Burbank / Studio City Area.

CALL FOR CURRENT RATES!

LordsOfPorn: MidgetsLikeItBig.com featuring Chuy from Chelsea Handler

Add comment March 11th, 2010

As stupid as it sounds, it’s always been a personal dream of mine to have a midget porn site. In the past I’ve made some pretty decent coin promoting this niche as an affiliate. Problem is: There really was a paysite worth a shit to send traffic to, but I still made sales. Through and exclusive licensing deal with Filmco, I’ve solved that problem!

Introducing:

Midgetslikeitbig.com is midget porn paysite about as good as you are going to see it done, as there aren’t a ton of sites in the niche.

Check it out here:
http://secure.midgetslikeitbig.com/t…ppsnc:midgets/

What’s even better? Not only is this a really good midget porn site, it even has a CELEBRITY MIDGET in the form of Chuy from the Chelsea Handler Show!

Yes, this is my first venture into celebrity sex tapes and this is a period of Chuy’s career that he would probably like to forget, but you can use the morbid curiosity to market the site!

See the Vid on Gotsex:
http://www.gotsex.com/videos/1362/ch…sex-video.html

Use this trailer on your tube:
http://content.lordsofporn.com/misc/chuy-sex-video.zip

We pay 35$ PPS or trials and 70% revshare – we are the only program in the midget-sponsor-space doing this!

As usual we have the kick ass promo tools, with a focus on the longer video based promo tools such as the 2.5 minute hotlinkable videos for tubes, 2.5 minute embeds for blogs, all of our free hosted galleries no contain longer media, we have handwritten rss, XLM banners, and more.

Diversify your offerings to your surfers with some midget porn, trust me, PEOPLE ARE out there looking for it!

Biz Dev: jay@occash.com
Support: jeffk@occash.com

Sign up here:
www.lordsofporn.com

StraightDownTheTubes.com: World’s First Advertising Supported Exclusive Content Site Launches

2 comments February 7th, 2010

Los Angeles, California - As a result of partnership between noted adult industry executive and trailblazer Jay ”XXXJay” Quinlan and Immoral Productions the World First Advertising Supported Exclusive Content site www.StraightDowntheTubes.com launches.

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Immoral Productions extensive catalog of 13 series will be able available for free on the www.StraightDowntheTubes.com. Among the series that will be available include never released before scenes from the 2010 AVN Awards Nominated Best Gonzo Series, “Cum Hunters”, Best Foreign All Sex Series, “Green Card Cuties” and Best Pro-Am Series, “Fuck A Fan

Immoral Productions CEO “Porno” Dan Leal said, “When Jay approached me with this idea of going away from the traditional subscription based model and putting our content on the web for free, I thought it made perfect sense. Surfers today want to watch porn for free, so why not give them fresh exclusive brand new scenes to view every single day.”

“Rather than continuing to piss in the wind with trying to monetize subscription models, I decided to try something new and slightly drastic.” says Quinlan. “This project will change the landscape of exclusive content based adult websites. I approached Dan because I knew he was open minded enough to try this rather than sit around and complain about falling subscription based revenues like other producers.”

Immoral Productions Partner and Director Jim Powers chimed in, “We view this as the next phase in adult entertainment. I am very excited about the prospect of our movies been seen by millions of adults worldwide.”

Quinlan added, “I am excited about the fact that these tapes will be coming straight off the camera onto the web with very little editing. These guys use real people in their scenes – which add a whole new dimension to your viral marketing with such fresh content. Getting traffic will not just be old school traffic buys and SEO, though we will be doing plenty of that as well.”

Leal added, “We have always been risk takers and different than every other company out there. We are do live shoots every day of the week, and uses that same content on many different platforms including DVDs, broadcast and mobile. Our future plans to extend the site even include free live cam shows every day.”

“Yes, the important thing is we now have to attempt to monetize the site in every way possible. We are offering rock-bottom deals on advertising if you lock in the first three months. I am going to take your money and buy more traffic with it anyway”, adds XXXjay. “How can you beat that? We are reinvesting your money into your own ads!”

Look for a lot more additions to www.straightdownthetubes.com as the coming months develop.

For more info contact:
jay@jqmedia.org / ICQ 62835707 / Phone 310-666-5449

My Whole SEO Empire Is Up For Sale

Add comment October 4th, 2009

My Whole SEO Empire Up For Sale
Over 200 well aged SEO domains, Jays-xxx-links.com, Snizzshare ect. PRs range from 0-5. Everything is set up on different hosts, 150+ wordpress blogs, TEVS domains, custom tube, customized openx bannerserver, www.internetpornisfree.com, jaystrades.com, arrow trader script, serveral TGP scripts, link admin, custom directory script, plenty of decent KW rankings and much more.

I do not have the time or the desire to mess with it anymore.

Will sell for high $xx,xxx.00 dollars.

Serious inquires only.

jay@jqmedia.org

I’ve been in the hospital for 12 days for a serious lung infection…

2 comments June 15th, 2009

I had surgery yesterday. Hopefuly things wlll improve.

I have a cathdaer in my dick, tubes in my chest, and have never been in so much pain or so scared

XXXJay Hospitalized With Valley Fever

Add comment June 10th, 2009

Jay

Lords Of Porn: New From OCCash!

Add comment January 4th, 2009

Lords of Porn is the new program from the same crew that brought you OCCash. We are proud to consider ourselves leading edge when it comes to the adult affiliate business. We’ve taken everything that we did right over the past 5 years, plus what we’ve learned from our mistakes and put it into one master program that is sure to make affiliates some serious money.

We have been beta testing these sites and tweaking them until we felt like we had the best possible ratios we could get. Many of the new new sites converted at better than 1:500 even in today’s besieged market.

Check out our new program features:

State-of-the-Industry Paysites: We’ve taken the paysite tour and put it on steroids - check out our new sites:

WhoreLore – A gamer-geek’s wet-dream-come-true: Loosely based on the popular game Warcraft these movies have outrageous costumes, crazy CGI effects, bears, ogres, and (of course) some of today’s sexiest pornstars all melding together for some hot fantasy porn. Beta ratios were less than 1:250!

Big Butt Hunt – This is a simple reality style porn site with some of the best pornstar ass in the biz. The beta ratios were better that 1:500.

Fat and Chunky – Let’s face it, there’s enough “hot girl” porn out there. It’s important to not just market to one’s own tastes, but sell to the market. BBW is a great niche to be in. This site did better than 1:400 in beta.

1st Time Black Amateurs – Pretty self-explanatory, also converted better than 1:500 in beta.

Mega Porn Bundle – A play on today’s weak economy, this is just a shitload of porn for $9.99, it’s like a sore dick — you can’t beat it!

Big Butt Black Teens – Also a great converter. An excellent cross-niche mix of ethnic, teen, and big booty.

Bubble Butt Teachers – Why ask why?

Also, we have acquired the old network of sites with Evasive Angles content from the old Jennacash that include 18 and Nasty Girls, Asian Street Hookers, Ebony Street Hookers, Orgy World Girls, and Spanish Fly Pussy. None of these sites contain duplicate content from OCCash - this is some of the pre-OCCash content, but the surfers still seem to love it.

Program Features:

Top Quality Niche Content: - Lords Of Porn knows that content is king. We are bringing you nothing but the best content in the industry. We believe in providing our surfers with a quality product. Our network updates daily - that reflects in YOUR EARNINGS!

High Competitive Webmaster Payouts – We offer high industry-standard payouts. With so much debate as to what is the best way for the affiliate to make the most money, we just decided to offer our affiliates everything:

35$ PPS On Trials - Get paid 35$ on every 1$ trial.

$30 No Consoles - Get paid 30$ on every 1$ signup with no consoles.

70% Revshare With Consoles - Get 70% on all sales sent with consoles. We update every day and your members retain!

60% Revshare With No Consoles - Get 60% on all sales sent with no consoles.

New 50/50 Vanilla Program - No xsales anywhere, no popups or limited members access members area. This is a great option for webmasters that run sites with a lot of bookmarkers and "trust" factor. This is a 100% plain program with no "tricks". Tired or hearing about bitching about xsales, so are we - so we are giving the power to you!

Payout Options - We payout every two weeks via check or epass.

Cutting Edge Webmaster Tools: We’ve always been at the forefront of giving our webmasters the best webmaster tools available to promote our sites, this is no exception with Lords Of Porn! Check out what we’ve got for you:

Hand written RSS Feeds - no cookie cutter lame RSS like other programs offer. These are 100% hand written and SEO friendly!

2-Minute Promo Clips for Tube Sites - Have a legal tube? Not a problem, we provide you with plenty of pre-cut promo clips!

Hotlinkable Tube Clips for Legal Tube Sites - Want to have a big bad ass tube site and not the bandwidth bill? Not a problem. We provide promo clips in hot CSV format!

Free Hosted TGP - This is one of the most underrated promo tools of all time. You can trade traffic with our network of TGPs, get traffic back, set a custom skim, and keep the credit for all links and galleries on the traffic you send! There are 1000 ways you can benefit from these tools. Hit up jay@lordsofporn.com if you need advice or info.

Dynamic Hosted Banners - If the surfer sees something they like they go directly to that girl! Great for conversions!,

Hosted Free Sites for Linklists - Many programs forget about the linklist owners, but we didn’t! We have a tn of great free hosted sites to augment you directory listings!

Youtube-Style FLV Embeds With Viral Affiliate Codes - Great for blogs. These are are embed that you put on your page that show embedded video and also also surfers to repost the videos and you keep credit for all the clicks!

Free Hosted Reviews - There is nothing like good review traffic! Send traffic to our Gotsex reviews and watch your conversions soar!

Free Content - Want to build you own galleries or sites?

Pic and Movie Galleries for TGPs - With mass export control.

Free Hosting - Have a domain you want to promote us on? We will host it!

We have some excellent traffic trading opportunities for you with our free hosted TGP www.lordsofpornmovies.com and on our blog www.lordsofpornblog.com (hand written, SEO based posts start today). Contact me jay@occash.com or ICQ 62835707 if you have interest.

If you need affiliate support contact:
jeffk@lordsofporn.com

For B2B business development:
jay@lordsofporn.com.

If you want to start making some nice money, sign up now:
WWW.LORDSOFPORN.COM

We are just getting started on this project and have a ton of new stuff to roll out already over the next few weeks.

If you’ve read this far, you have way too much time on your hands!

Thanks for your time,
Jay

My New Jesus Video

1 comment November 30th, 2007

Redneck Jesus Hezbollah In The Hollywood Hills

1 comment November 21st, 2007

Is this the 2nd coming or the 4th Reich? No, it’s just a little bit of Sunday morning druggy funness that the neighbors must have loved!

Ready, On Your Mark, Get Set: START HATING

3 comments September 7th, 2007

This weekend was a little boring because everyone from LA was in Vegas. My buddy Paul was in town so we decided to just party at the house:

A few girls showed up…

And I guess it was pretty fun…

There wasn’t much to do so we pretty much just chilled out and relaxed…

Paul hadn’t been to LA much so I made sure to show him all of the tourist attractions…

And other important aspects of the LA geography…

We tried to think good, pure Christian thoughts…

But it really didn’t work out…

So to atone for our sins, we sacrificed a few virgins…

Everyone was shocked…

We got a little excercise…

I was in rare form…

You just had to be careful where you passed out…

I don’t think Paul had a good time for some reason…

Do we need a captions here?

You can feel the haters in real time on this thread.

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