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The Unbearable Darkness of Being Emo (My Bad Day): Part 1

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Today… 2PM – I hit a wall of frustration. It was a beautiful day; I thought a hike through Runyan Canyon might clear my head. 3PM – I had made it about a mile into the hike when I slipped … Continue reading

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Why “The War On Drugs” is like a War on Bacon!

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To commiserate the 40th anniversary of Nixon’s failed “War On Drugs” and the availability of our album on iTunes — I put together a quickie “I Won The Drug War” video today: It’s one of the 40 tracks on our … Continue reading

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XXXJay Responds to Osama’s Death

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This is a demo song I’ve had laying around for some time, I thought getting it out there on the night of Osama’s death would be killer (pin intended). It is the Xenophobic opinion of XXXJAY that MUSLIMS are by … Continue reading

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I love fucking porn chicks but…

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I think I’m super cool ’cause I bang chicks that other people only jerk off to for free. I’m a Himbo. I’ve done MORE THAN MY SHARE of partaking, plus it’s easy to remain emotionally detached from these girls, but … Continue reading

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Who are the real webmaster metalheads?

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I know there are a lot of metalheads on GFY. I am a HUGE metal guy, some of my favorites are (in no particular order): Ones you may know: Slayer, old Metallica, Carnivore, SOD, Black Sabbath (up to Born Again), … Continue reading

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I Must Have Done Something Really Bad In A Past Life…

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I was sitting in my backyard with a broken foot, when I had the idea to write this. I’ve had this building up inside for a long time. As gay as it sounds, it feels cathartic to finally just write … Continue reading

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Teen Revenue Sues Redtube

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In what I think will be a brilliant move from TeenRevenue, they have filed complaint for “unfair competition” and I don’t think the cash is without merit. The crux of the case is: Say you own a Starbucks and Coffee … Continue reading

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How to “make it” in Online Porn!

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The secret formula of how to “make it” in adult: 1. Don’t tell me how to run my business and I won’t tell you how to run yours (if you have any). Does pornhub have a warning page? Go bug … Continue reading

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OCCash Tube Promotion Guidelines and Promo Content

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If you own a tube site and want to promote OCCash, this is all you need to know: WE ARE: – We are now providing 2 minute clips for tube webmasters to use. http://content.occash.com/promo/ff/2min/ – You may cut your own … Continue reading

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Redneck Jesus Hezbollah In The Hollywood Hills

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Is this the 2nd coming or the 4th Reich? No, it’s just a little bit of Sunday morning druggy funness that the neighbors must have loved!

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